Principals are at it again, whinging about the paltry $107 million they’re graciously gifted each year to keep their school buildings from crumbling. Seems these modern architectural marvels they call classrooms, with their fancy facades, ventilation systems, and doors that open automatically (heaven forbid the little dears strain a muscle) cost an arm and a … Read more

Naenae College

Naenae College Principal Chris Taylor, recently revealed to Radio New Zealand that “Most days we had up to 15 teachers out sick, which is 25 percent of our workforce, so we were just not able to cope with having that number of staff out.” – This is far from normal and Taylor seeks to normalise … Read more

Naenae College

Staff Abandon Ship, Leaving Behind a Trail of Chaos and Confusion In a SHOCKING turn of events that has left parents and students reeling, Naenae College’s Social Science Department headed by Rebekah Gaffney, has been hit by a MASS EXODUS of teachers, throwing the faculty into a state of utter disarray. TuiTruth has uncovered a … Read more

Naenae College

Shocking Report Reveals Student Apathy, Plummeting Grades, and Chromebook Carnage Threaten the Very Fabric of Our Society In this EXCLUSIVE that will leave every concerned citizen stunned and outraged, TuiTruth has obtained a bombshell faculty report from Naenae College’s English Department headed by Martin Laing, painting a harrowing picture of an educational system that is … Read more

Naenae College

In a SHOCKING display of disrespect, students at Freyberg High School in Palmerston North took their protest against Associate Education Minister David Seymour to a DISGUSTING new level. During the ACT leader’s visit to the school, students performed a haka and one BRAZEN student even SPAT on the ground at Seymour’s feet! The APPALLING behavior … Read more

It was reported that Naenae College had their school van stolen and crashed, leaving them scrambling to figure out how to transport their special needs students to a swimming carnival. But let’s be real here, folks. This is a classic case of personal irresponsibility. The keys to the van were left in an unlocked drawer. … Read more

Naenae College

Disabled Kiwis just can’t catch a break from this incompetent coalition government. The utterly useless Penny Simmonds, who somehow landed the made-up portfolio of Minister of Disabled People, has made a right cock-up of the Individualised Funding system. For those blissfully unaware, Individualised Funding allows disabled people to manage their own care and support services … Read more

2006 Kapa Haka - Maori Performing Arts (Withdrawn Issue)

In this exclusive investigation, we uncover the astonishing truth behind the cancellation of NZ Post’s Māori Language Petition 50th anniversary stamps. Through the power of the Official Information Act (OIA), we have obtained a trove of internal emails that expose a shocking tale of mismanagement, cultural insensitivity accusations, cultural sensitivity accusations and last-minute chaos. The … Read more

NZ Post

After spending a staggering half a million dollars on three sets of state-of-the-art toilets in 2021. Naenae College in Lower Hutt, Wellington is now in the midst of a crisis that’s causing ever increasing drain unblocking expenses. John Russell, who served as the acting principal, has laid bare the absurdity of the situation, revealing a … Read more

Naenae College

Naenae College Blasted for ‘Begging to be Robbed’ After Keys Left in Unlocked Drawer Leads to Joyride Disaster!

Corbin

It was reported that Naenae College had their school van stolen and crashed, leaving them scrambling to figure out how to transport their special needs students to a swimming carnival. But let’s be real here, folks. This is a classic case of personal irresponsibility. The keys to the van were left in an unlocked drawer. … Read more

Naenae College

Penny the Paraplegic Puncher: A Tale of Two Systems

James

Disabled Kiwis just can’t catch a break from this incompetent coalition government. The utterly useless Penny Simmonds, who somehow landed the made-up portfolio of Minister of Disabled People, has made a right cock-up of the Individualised Funding system. For those blissfully unaware, Individualised Funding allows disabled people to manage their own care and support services … Read more

Teachers Exploit Mental Health to Skip Work – Principal Chris Taylor’s Pathetic Response Causes Uproar! Shocking!

Matt G

Naenae College Principal Chris Taylor, recently revealed to Radio New Zealand that “Most days we had up to 15 teachers out sick, which is 25 percent of our workforce, so we were just not able to cope with having that number of staff out.” – This is far from normal and Taylor seeks to normalise … Read more

Naenae College

Staff of New Zealand High School Stage MASS WALKOUT, “Almost all of the staff have left our school”

James

Staff Abandon Ship, Leaving Behind a Trail of Chaos and Confusion In a SHOCKING turn of events that has left parents and students reeling, Naenae College’s Social Science Department headed by Rebekah Gaffney, has been hit by a MASS EXODUS of teachers, throwing the faculty into a state of utter disarray. TuiTruth has uncovered a … Read more

Naenae College

NAENAE COLLEGE ENGLISH DEPARTMENT IN SHAMBLES: A NATIONAL DISGRACE

Corbin

Shocking Report Reveals Student Apathy, Plummeting Grades, and Chromebook Carnage Threaten the Very Fabric of Our Society In this EXCLUSIVE that will leave every concerned citizen stunned and outraged, TuiTruth has obtained a bombshell faculty report from Naenae College’s English Department headed by Martin Laing, painting a harrowing picture of an educational system that is … Read more

Naenae College

OUTRAGEOUS! Students SPIT on Education Minister During Haka Protest at Freyberg High School!

James

In a SHOCKING display of disrespect, students at Freyberg High School in Palmerston North took their protest against Associate Education Minister David Seymour to a DISGUSTING new level. During the ACT leader’s visit to the school, students performed a haka and one BRAZEN student even SPAT on the ground at Seymour’s feet! The APPALLING behavior … Read more

Principals’ Palace Problems: Schools Moan Over ‘Measly’ $107 Million While Flashy Classrooms Crumble!

James

Principals are at it again, whinging about the paltry $107 million they’re graciously gifted each year to keep their school buildings from crumbling. Seems these modern architectural marvels they call classrooms, with their fancy facades, ventilation systems, and doors that open automatically (heaven forbid the little dears strain a muscle) cost an arm and a … Read more

Naenae College

2006 Kapa Haka - Maori Performing Arts (Withdrawn Issue)

‘WOKE BRIGADE’ STAMPS OUT MĀORI HISTORY: Shocking Emails Reveal NZ Post’s Philatelic Fiasco

James

In this exclusive investigation, we uncover the astonishing truth behind the cancellation of NZ Post’s Māori Language Petition 50th anniversary stamps. Through the power of the Official Information Act (OIA), we have obtained a trove of internal emails that expose a shocking tale of mismanagement, cultural insensitivity accusations, cultural sensitivity accusations and last-minute chaos. The … Read more

NZ Post

Schools’ Uncensored: Great Drain Crisis of Naenae College, $30,000 Flushed Away

Corbin

After spending a staggering half a million dollars on three sets of state-of-the-art toilets in 2021. Naenae College in Lower Hutt, Wellington is now in the midst of a crisis that’s causing ever increasing drain unblocking expenses. John Russell, who served as the acting principal, has laid bare the absurdity of the situation, revealing a … Read more

Naenae College

2006 Kapa Haka - Maori Performing Arts (Withdrawn Issue)

NZ Politics

‘WOKE BRIGADE’ STAMPS OUT MĀORI HISTORY: Shocking Emails Reveal NZ Post’s Philatelic Fiasco

James

In this exclusive investigation, we uncover the astonishing truth behind the cancellation of NZ Post’s Māori Language Petition 50th anniversary stamps. Through the power of the Official Information Act (OIA), we have obtained a trove of internal emails that expose a shocking tale of mismanagement, cultural insensitivity accusations, cultural sensitivity accusations and last-minute chaos. The … Read more

Teachers Exploit Mental Health to Skip Work – Principal Chris Taylor’s Pathetic Response Causes Uproar! Shocking!

Matt G

Naenae College Principal Chris Taylor, recently revealed to Radio New Zealand that “Most days we had up to 15 teachers out sick, which is 25 percent of our workforce, so we were just not able to cope with having that number of staff out.” – This is far from normal and Taylor seeks to normalise … Read more

Staff of New Zealand High School Stage MASS WALKOUT, “Almost all of the staff have left our school”

James

Staff Abandon Ship, Leaving Behind a Trail of Chaos and Confusion In a SHOCKING turn of events that has left parents and students reeling, Naenae College’s Social Science Department headed by Rebekah Gaffney, has been hit by a MASS EXODUS of teachers, throwing the faculty into a state of utter disarray. TuiTruth has uncovered a … Read more

NAENAE COLLEGE ENGLISH DEPARTMENT IN SHAMBLES: A NATIONAL DISGRACE

Corbin

Shocking Report Reveals Student Apathy, Plummeting Grades, and Chromebook Carnage Threaten the Very Fabric of Our Society In this EXCLUSIVE that will leave every concerned citizen stunned and outraged, TuiTruth has obtained a bombshell faculty report from Naenae College’s English Department headed by Martin Laing, painting a harrowing picture of an educational system that is … Read more

OUTRAGEOUS! Students SPIT on Education Minister During Haka Protest at Freyberg High School!

James

In a SHOCKING display of disrespect, students at Freyberg High School in Palmerston North took their protest against Associate Education Minister David Seymour to a DISGUSTING new level. During the ACT leader’s visit to the school, students performed a haka and one BRAZEN student even SPAT on the ground at Seymour’s feet! The APPALLING behavior … Read more

Principals’ Palace Problems: Schools Moan Over ‘Measly’ $107 Million While Flashy Classrooms Crumble!

James

Principals are at it again, whinging about the paltry $107 million they’re graciously gifted each year to keep their school buildings from crumbling. Seems these modern architectural marvels they call classrooms, with their fancy facades, ventilation systems, and doors that open automatically (heaven forbid the little dears strain a muscle) cost an arm and a … Read more

Naenae College Blasted for ‘Begging to be Robbed’ After Keys Left in Unlocked Drawer Leads to Joyride Disaster!

Corbin

It was reported that Naenae College had their school van stolen and crashed, leaving them scrambling to figure out how to transport their special needs students to a swimming carnival. But let’s be real here, folks. This is a classic case of personal irresponsibility. The keys to the van were left in an unlocked drawer. … Read more

NZ Politics

Penny the Paraplegic Puncher: A Tale of Two Systems

James

Disabled Kiwis just can’t catch a break from this incompetent coalition government. The utterly useless Penny Simmonds, who somehow landed the made-up portfolio of Minister of Disabled People, has made a right cock-up of the Individualised Funding system. For those blissfully unaware, Individualised Funding allows disabled people to manage their own care and support services … Read more

EducationNZ PoliticsSatire

Bat-Wielding Prefects to Combat Vaping: A Bold Move Towards a Vape-Free Future or a Step Back into the Dark

James

Recently, MP Casey Costello seems to have flicked the proverbial lighter, igniting a fiery conversation around smoking policies. Otto von Bismarck, a notable German statesman and diplomat, famously remarked, “Politics is the art of the possible, the attainable — the art of the next best.” If this is correct then surely Costello is painting with … Read more