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Staff of New Zealand High School Stage MASS WALKOUT, “Almost all of the staff have left our school”

Staff Abandon Ship, Leaving Behind a Trail of Chaos and Confusion In a SHOCKING turn of events that has left parents and students reeling, Naenae College’s Social Science Department headed by Rebekah Gaffney, has been hit by a MASS EXODUS of teachers, throwing the faculty into a state of utter disarray. TuiTruth has uncovered a ...

NAENAE COLLEGE ENGLISH DEPARTMENT IN SHAMBLES: A NATIONAL DISGRACE

Shocking Report Reveals Student Apathy, Plummeting Grades, and Chromebook Carnage Threaten the Very Fabric of Our Society In this EXCLUSIVE that will leave every concerned citizen stunned and outraged, TuiTruth has obtained a bombshell faculty report from Naenae College’s English Department headed by Martin Laing, painting a harrowing picture of an educational system that is ...

OUTRAGEOUS! Students SPIT on Education Minister During Haka Protest at Freyberg High School!

In a SHOCKING display of disrespect, students at Freyberg High School in Palmerston North took their protest against Associate Education Minister David Seymour to a DISGUSTING new level. During the ACT leader’s visit to the school, students performed a haka and one BRAZEN student even SPAT on the ground at Seymour’s feet! The APPALLING behavior ...

Principals’ Palace Problems: Schools Moan Over ‘Measly’ $107 Million While Flashy Classrooms Crumble!

Principals are at it again, whinging about the paltry $107 million they’re graciously gifted each year to keep their school buildings from crumbling. Seems these modern architectural marvels they call classrooms, with their fancy facades, ventilation systems, and doors that open automatically (heaven forbid the little dears strain a muscle) cost an arm and a ...

James

Penny the Paraplegic Puncher: A Tale of Two Systems

Disabled Kiwis just can’t catch a break from this incompetent coalition government. The utterly useless Penny Simmonds, who somehow landed the made-up portfolio of Minister of Disabled People, has made a right cock-up of the Individualised Funding system. For those blissfully unaware, Individualised Funding allows disabled people to manage their own care and support services ...

James

2006 Kapa Haka - Maori Performing Arts (Withdrawn Issue)

‘WOKE BRIGADE’ STAMPS OUT MĀORI HISTORY: Shocking Emails Reveal NZ Post’s Philatelic Fiasco

In this exclusive investigation, we uncover the astonishing truth behind the cancellation of NZ Post’s Māori Language Petition 50th anniversary stamps. Through the power of the Official Information Act (OIA), we have obtained a trove of internal emails that expose a shocking tale of mismanagement, cultural insensitivity accusations, cultural sensitivity accusations and last-minute chaos. The ...