Articles for category: Education, Manawatu-Wanganui Region, Satire

OUTRAGEOUS! Students SPIT on Education Minister During Haka Protest at Freyberg High School!

In a SHOCKING display of disrespect, students at Freyberg High School in Palmerston North took their protest against Associate Education Minister David Seymour to a DISGUSTING new level. During the ACT leader’s visit to the school, students performed a haka and one BRAZEN student even SPAT on the ground at Seymour’s feet! The APPALLING behavior ...

Principals’ Palace Problems: Schools Moan Over ‘Measly’ $107 Million While Flashy Classrooms Crumble!

Principals are at it again, whinging about the paltry $107 million they’re graciously gifted each year to keep their school buildings from crumbling. Seems these modern architectural marvels they call classrooms, with their fancy facades, ventilation systems, and doors that open automatically (heaven forbid the little dears strain a muscle) cost an arm and a ...

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Bat-Wielding Prefects to Combat Vaping: A Bold Move Towards a Vape-Free Future or a Step Back into the Dark

Recently, MP Casey Costello seems to have flicked the proverbial lighter, igniting a fiery conversation around smoking policies. Otto von Bismarck, a notable German statesman and diplomat, famously remarked, “Politics is the art of the possible, the attainable — the art of the next best.” If this is correct then surely Costello is painting with ...